Sunday, April 17, 2011

CityLit Festival :: April 16, 2011


Photo by Melissa Streat

Time is such a pain in the ass. There’s writing to be done, edits to be obsessed over, submissions to read, blogs to blather into, page layouts to suck the minutes out of the day – all to be done in seclusion, all to be done in the riptide of imagination, mine or someone else's. I’m not complaining. We, I, publish a magazine and write not because it’ll make us famous or get us laid, but because we love it, because... what else are we going to do. Actually, with every step deeper into the swamp that is the literary world, anyone can see the opportunities for celebrity slip further into absurdity. But we didn’t want to be famous anyway. Right? Fuck you world. I'll do what I do, and you can pay attention or not.

This, of course, is it’s own delusion. It’s own narcissism. One born of long hours in front of a screen insisting to your computer that your words are all that matter.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Baltimore, there are words in my whisky... again.



So we're doing it again. The readers and the crowd that came to our last reading were so incredible that we just couldn't help but throw another one of these shindigs. This time we present two very talented writers; two people who I guarantee will fill your drunken minds with all the wonderful and manic gobbledygook any one man can take. Ian Humphrey and Jess Borowski have been friends of Artichoke Haircut ever since we were just a wee child. So it is our pleasure to keep this one in the family and give these two excellent writers the attention they deserve.

And did I say there would be alcohol... What more could you want?

Monday, April 4, 2011

Editors' Shorts :: #2



Laura Letinsky, "Untitled #85"

Sunday

Sunday is my day to pretend I am not
animal I clean my clothes and wash
the pots that have pondered
for a week and grow
not in size that would be preposterous
but in life egregious
they mimic the rest of the world
or at least the part that runs
behind your back whenever you turn.

I’m sad to think that everything
in the world has already been touched
or nearly like a rock I found sitting in a gutter
by a flamingo feather I picked up
the rock and not the feather because though
they both sat perfectly next to one another sharing
color and a yearning for the market or a sleek city
condo the feather must have been retched
so I picked up the rock and not the feather
put the rock in my pocket smooth from some other
long place and time
and watched the feather lend the gutter pink
starving itself with generosity and ecstasy
while a trickle from someone washing their car
slid it closer and closer to the drain.
           
                                                              – Adam Shutz