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Drunken Weirdos Confess and Entertain
About halfway through the process of putting this magazine together—for the second time—it sort of occurred to me that we might have made a mistake.
We agreed early on that we would resist all forms of thematic consistency. All of us had taken classes with a teacher who told us that her definition of “good” writing was “verbal surprise,” and we were all stuck by that in one way or another. So, we would organize our magazine according to an inexplicably organic sense of flow, rather than adhering to genre associations or the alphabet. Though I think we’re all too hesitant to admit it for fear of sounding pretentious, our decidedly ambiguous method has always been a point of pride.
Once we started soliciting submissions, though, the confusion arose:
“Submit to our magazine,” I would say.
“What’s it called?”
“Artichoke Haircut.”
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know.”
“What should I submit?”
“Whatever you want….something good.”
“How do I know if it’s good?”
“Um.”
“How do you know if it’s good?”
“I don’t know…”
…And so on. Eventually, it started to feel like I was talking people out of submitting. I’d wanted to inspire writers to create something surprising or to find something surprising in their existing work, by robbing them of expectations and parameters. In practice, the approach just came off confusing and pointless. At least, that’s what I was thinking as I headed into the March 10th reading at Dionysus.






